The importance of punctuation

Learn English.

Learn, English!

Die Fledermaus

Die, Fledermaus!

Call me Ishmael.

Call me, Ishmael.

Punctuation: the difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you’re shit.

Let’s eat, grandma.

Let’s eat grandma.

What is this thing called love?

What is this thing called, love?

This book is dedicated to my parents, Ayn Rand and God.

This book is dedicated to my parents, Ayn Rand, and God.

The highlights of [Peter Ustinov’s] global tour include encounters with Nelson Mandela, an 800-year-old demigod and a dildo collector.

The highlights of [Peter Ustinov’s] global tour include encounters with Nelson Mandela, an 800-year-old demigod, and a dildo collector.

Among those interviewed were [Merle Haggard’s] two ex-wives, Kris Kristofferson and Robert Duvall.

Among those interviewed were [Merle Haggard’s] two ex-wives, Kris Kristofferson, and Robert Duvall.